It was three years ago today. October 21, 2005. My BOSS, The Evil Dr. Schmarty, got his due and I was able to bring his bullshit to an end. Ah...it still feels good.
The evil "Doctor" had spent over two years feeding his ego with stupid office political crap. Refusing to answer the phone...even when you could see on Caller ID that it was his wife calling. He was the BOSS and did not answer phones. Or, sending one of us out for his lunch, but never offering to buy us lunch. And, when you got back, he counted his change because you may have shorted him. Once when Sara was new, he sent her to get his daily bowl of noodles. When she came back, he counted the change and said, "wait a minute, I gave you a twenty and this is change for a ten." Sara felt helpless. How do you prove to your BOSS that you are NOT cheating him?
It went on and on and on. When he would go for his monthly "haircut". Ha ha ha ha. He wore a rug and had to have the sides cut to make the top blend in. He always came back with the "good bagel". The store next to his haircut sold stuffed bagels. He never once brought us a bagel. But he always told us how good they were. Cheap Fucker.
Finally, after repeated abuse, he made his fatal error. A customer called Letty asking for a price on shrimp. Letty quoted the price form the price list and the guy wanted a lower price. He asked to talk to the BOSS. When the Schmarty got on the phone, we could hear him say, "Ya, she is new and doesn't know what she is doing. I can give you a better deal." Letty was pissed off.
Letty confronted Schmarty and told him he had undermined her creditability with her customer. He got angry and told her to "Get Fucked". I sat there and could not believe it. This over confident piece of shit had finally screwed himself.
Letty complained to Human Resources. Schmarty called me into his office at the end of work. He told me he needed me to "support him on this one." I said I planned to tell the truth, if asked. He told me, "if you don't support me on this, I will fire you." It just kept getting better and better.
So the day came. The Asst VP of Human Resources arrived to meet with each of us. She wanted to know what had happened. One by one we told our story. When it was my turn I said, "Schmarty is abusive to all of us and specifically to women. He has a problem. He spends his day on line looking at Porn and he sets up meetings with women over the Internet to engage in sex." The Asst VP asked how I knew this and I said, "because he prints these crap off on the office printer and leaves it for the women to see." I saved copies of the stuff he prints and had them to show.
Schmarty had been spending his days surfing porn sites and Instant Messaging women who were lonely. He participated in a local sex chat and would go to meet these women. But, because he was also a stupid fucker, he printed photos, directions, and instant messages so he would not get lost or confused. I often found these on the printer and made copies. Once before he had download Porn to his laptop that crashed the company server. I showed these copies to the Asst VP and Schmarty was fired that day.
That was three years ago today. The only bad thing to come of all this was that Schmarty was pals with the President of the company, Wally. Schmarty had spent years kissing Wally's ass and even hired Wally's damaged unemployed son. Wally, I'm told, found Schmarty another job selling shrimp. Well, Wally was pissed at me for exposing his Porn Pal. So, he refused to promote me and hired another guy...very much like Schmarty. Then he fired me. The reason...well there never was one. My guess is I broke up the cool Porn ring Schmarty and Wally had going. Wally never had the nerve to meet me face to face. He "fired" me by having a friend come by and try to get me to quit. Gutless coward.
I still have the copies. I get them out and laugh my ass off. Happy Anniversary, Schmarty, you slimy scum bag. Say Hi to Wally for me too.
The evil "Doctor" had spent over two years feeding his ego with stupid office political crap. Refusing to answer the phone...even when you could see on Caller ID that it was his wife calling. He was the BOSS and did not answer phones. Or, sending one of us out for his lunch, but never offering to buy us lunch. And, when you got back, he counted his change because you may have shorted him. Once when Sara was new, he sent her to get his daily bowl of noodles. When she came back, he counted the change and said, "wait a minute, I gave you a twenty and this is change for a ten." Sara felt helpless. How do you prove to your BOSS that you are NOT cheating him?
It went on and on and on. When he would go for his monthly "haircut". Ha ha ha ha. He wore a rug and had to have the sides cut to make the top blend in. He always came back with the "good bagel". The store next to his haircut sold stuffed bagels. He never once brought us a bagel. But he always told us how good they were. Cheap Fucker.
Finally, after repeated abuse, he made his fatal error. A customer called Letty asking for a price on shrimp. Letty quoted the price form the price list and the guy wanted a lower price. He asked to talk to the BOSS. When the Schmarty got on the phone, we could hear him say, "Ya, she is new and doesn't know what she is doing. I can give you a better deal." Letty was pissed off.
Letty confronted Schmarty and told him he had undermined her creditability with her customer. He got angry and told her to "Get Fucked". I sat there and could not believe it. This over confident piece of shit had finally screwed himself.
Letty complained to Human Resources. Schmarty called me into his office at the end of work. He told me he needed me to "support him on this one." I said I planned to tell the truth, if asked. He told me, "if you don't support me on this, I will fire you." It just kept getting better and better.
So the day came. The Asst VP of Human Resources arrived to meet with each of us. She wanted to know what had happened. One by one we told our story. When it was my turn I said, "Schmarty is abusive to all of us and specifically to women. He has a problem. He spends his day on line looking at Porn and he sets up meetings with women over the Internet to engage in sex." The Asst VP asked how I knew this and I said, "because he prints these crap off on the office printer and leaves it for the women to see." I saved copies of the stuff he prints and had them to show.
Schmarty had been spending his days surfing porn sites and Instant Messaging women who were lonely. He participated in a local sex chat and would go to meet these women. But, because he was also a stupid fucker, he printed photos, directions, and instant messages so he would not get lost or confused. I often found these on the printer and made copies. Once before he had download Porn to his laptop that crashed the company server. I showed these copies to the Asst VP and Schmarty was fired that day.
That was three years ago today. The only bad thing to come of all this was that Schmarty was pals with the President of the company, Wally. Schmarty had spent years kissing Wally's ass and even hired Wally's damaged unemployed son. Wally, I'm told, found Schmarty another job selling shrimp. Well, Wally was pissed at me for exposing his Porn Pal. So, he refused to promote me and hired another guy...very much like Schmarty. Then he fired me. The reason...well there never was one. My guess is I broke up the cool Porn ring Schmarty and Wally had going. Wally never had the nerve to meet me face to face. He "fired" me by having a friend come by and try to get me to quit. Gutless coward.
I still have the copies. I get them out and laugh my ass off. Happy Anniversary, Schmarty, you slimy scum bag. Say Hi to Wally for me too.
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